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Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.

raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

sourbud1993:

megustamemes:

Bank teller laughing at robber.

She like wtf this nigga gon do wit that lmao

legalwifi:

THIS WAS SO CUTE

stfufaggt:

why isn’t he responding

stfufaggt:

why isn’t he responding

eggsquad:

Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know

koolaidicecubes:


she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready

koolaidicecubes:

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she don’t even care bout that war no more… she ready